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I'm Miranda,
I count sheep before I sleep, I like to wear the same pants all the time, Music is my love, I listen to the voices in my head, I love gore, old movies, reading, staying up all night, and just talking.

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It's All Alright: Why are more people not talking about The Hot Chick?

yumeokou:

That movie takes traditional gender roles and shits on them repeatedly, but because it’s a comedy it’s overlooked.

The main character’s brother alone is just…

I mean come on

Look

At

THIS

The best part? His family doesn’t even care.

Want to know what his dad says when he’s…

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Letterman: Do you cook on your own? Can you cook?

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nearlycomatose:

We are one.

nearlycomatose:

We are one.

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dr3amingofdisn3y:

It’s amazing they animated so well that they actually had to make it worse.

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givedeanwinchesterhispie:

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash

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Why I think my dad’s a hunter

novvak:

novvak:

He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley

He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in

We live in the American midwest

We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basementimage

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(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)image

He also really likes his leather jacket.

UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK

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shubbabang:

spadesslick:

shubbabang:

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i have seen hell and it’s at target for 9.99

The price tag is upside-down.

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Thank you for everything. 

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karkat-kirkland:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

tallest-dave:

MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME 

ITS MIDNIGHT 

HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY

UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP BACK

UPDATE: HE IS SINGING QUEEN

UPDATE: HE PASSED OUT IN THE HALLWAY AND WHEN I TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP HE SAID THAT HE WOULD LEAD THE REVOLUTION HIMSELF

make the notes stop

for one day

please

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